A Jim Rogers Haiku

Just looks at the world;
Wonders, have we all gone mad?
Live, invest, enjoy!

-- Inspired by "An American Eccentric" (May 6, 2009) by Alvaro Vargas Llosa.

The author of this haiku is now working on A Jim Rogers Limerick!

Sanctions on North Korea

"If you poke me I swear I'll punch back.
Tweak my ear and prepare for attack."
Saith the foolish, "Why then
let's on with it, men!
What an offer!" Smack, crack, and a whack!

Then Shalt Thou See Clearly

"Tom DeLay's decision to leave Congress is just the latest piece of evidence that the Republican Party is a party in disarray, a party out of ideas and out of energy," said Bill Burton, a spokesman for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee.

quoted by Yahoo! News

Before you can de-mote the guy
on the opposite aisle, ask why
you only can see
wrong in "him" not in "me"!
(You're like him, and you'd see, if you try!)

Invasion!

Invading the northern state*
Oh wouldn't that just be so great?
With plenty of ice
A roll of the dice
Would show that eh's in the States!




*As in, country. not State as in Vermont

Women In Control

The women are taking the rein.
Seeking Democratic gain.
In the Senate and House
They'll toss out the louse,
The Bushie who drives us insane!

Missing Family Follows Search Using TV

There was a remarkable age
which would stump the traditional sage.
No koans can beat
this astonishing feat:
tracked trackers with TV foot-age?

Rummy Reads Terrorist's Minds

Attackings and bombings are up!
Some say it's a "half-empty" cup.
But Rummy he sees
better than these
-- the terrorists want to give up!

Cheney Calms Worried Populace

Dick Cheney, the President's mate,
made some statements that were accur-ate.
Reality shows
this VP D knows
that the state of Iraq is just great!